Toss

Getting caught having a wank at the age of 13 is a fucking embarrassing moment.

Getting caught at the age of 37 is a whole other story.

Shame of the city

People who frequent Stormies in Lan Kwai Fong or Staunton's in SoHo should be strung up by the bollocks and fucking shot.

You drab fucking individuals.

Beam me up

Anyone who wears one of those bluetooth earpiece headset things is a fucking awful cunt.

Dark side

Although not quite as refined (or clean), women of a shaggable age in Kowloon are far sexier than their Island counterparts.